you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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