this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You need Xanax blowdarts
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Who died my cat blue again?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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