glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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