I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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