the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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