I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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