we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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