I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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