is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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