things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he was CRYING into my vagina
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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