Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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