the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
