I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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