I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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