so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
