I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
two words...techno handjob
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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