I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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