Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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