Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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