Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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