I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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