Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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