Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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