Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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