How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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