Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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