apparently the secret to your success is patron
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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