Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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