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• (802): View more from Vermont

  it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me

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  All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...

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• (972): View more from Texas

  If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.

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