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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you need to get laid

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  me?

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  no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

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  oh I thought you were talkin about me

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  wait

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?

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• (650): View more from California

  We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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• (518): View more from New York

  we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.

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• (818): View more from California

  Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.

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