Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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