Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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