I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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