So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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