Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
