He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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