True but thats because hes a fetus.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
