Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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