was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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