Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
