There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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