The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You don't make any sense
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