barbara walters just said penis...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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