i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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