Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
