On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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