Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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