You just made me feel so damn special
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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