You surviving the open bar?
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i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I enjoy the company of your penis
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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