He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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