So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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