Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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